On the baseball side of things, well, the Cubs just flat suck this year. They gave up five runs in the first inning, which pretty well sealed their fate. It's ace vs. ace this afternoon, as Ryan Dempster takes the mound against Yovani Gallardo. Actually, Gallardo might be the ex-ace, since the Brewers still have Zach Greinke, but it's close enough I feel comfortable writing it.
Hockey playoffs start tonight, but the Blackhawks don't drop the puck until tomorrow. Here's to making sure the Coyotes still can't find their way to the second round.